SOME BIG NEWS (BUT PLEASE DONT FEED THE STAFF THROUGH THE BARS)
Updated: Nov 7, 2021
well its actualy about 5ft 4" with a beard and his name is Rod and he is our newest engineer
here he is in his element putting together a pair of v6 cylinder heads ,please excuse the mess but we're a bit short of space at the moment and we cant let him stray to far from the kettle he gets withdrawl symptoms otherwise.
Now Rod has a vast engineering background from RollsRoyce to Ducati and everything in between he's got just the sort of very high standards we struggle to find these days so If you come in to the workshop feel free to do so but we do ask you not to feed the staff they have very particular diatery needs (Mostly Yorkshire tea and Mr Kippling cakes) and they get very tempermental if fed anything else.
Anyway I must go now Rods just picked up his biggest hammer and i need to go and prise a very small and delicate machine part from from his sticky paws.(Mr Kippling Bakewell Tart Icing at a gess). I have to go and prepare a sedative first ,well take the top off a bottle of Castrol R and let him give it a good sniff .
It distracts him just long enough for me to reclaim that big hammer.